Barring getting your eyes gouged out by a rabid dingo, there’s really nothing quite like PMS. Most of us that suffer from it are delighted to tell you how we would rather die a thousand deaths than have to live through it. Some of us turn into royal bitches, some of us weep during cat food commercials and then there are those of us that will eat the world.
Eat.
The.
World.
You’ll all be shocked to read that I am one of those poor bitches that not only turns into a super bitch but that has a bottomless pit right around the time that i’m getting my period. Bring on the crispies!
I feel your pain. It's like: FUCK YOU MONTHLY. I can't do jumping jacks at the gym, sneeze without feeling loaded, walk without looking like a penguin, take big steps without feeling uncomfortable; I get cramps, I eat loads, I get louder, and i'm grumpy in the mornings. Ugh.
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