- Firstly, people who point to their wrist when they ask for time... I know where my watch is! Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? No.
- Secondly, when people say "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it", like Zi said to me today. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
- Thirdly, when smart ass people tell you "it's always in the last place you look". Of course it is, you dick. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
- And when people ask "can I ask you a question?" ... Didn't really give me a choice there, did you?
Sunday, 13 February 2011
You know what I hate about everyone? Four things: -
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I really hate when people just stop texting in the middle of a conversation. It's like, "Where the fuck did you go? A mobile is portable, and always attached to your hand." Bugs the fuck outta me.
ReplyDeletePfft, women.
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