My day today:


Period: WAKE UP, ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.

Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?

Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.

Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.

Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with paracetamol?

Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.

Period: For dinner you're eating an entire 12 pack bag of crisps.

Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.

Period: You didn't like those brand new pair of panties, right?

Period: Yell at a puppy.