The Stupid Things Girl Say

Eliza: Wait a second, so you kissed this douche bag but you don’t usually kiss someone on the first date?
Zizi: Yes, that’s right.
Eliza: So why would you kiss him?
Zizi: I don’t know. I guess we were both there and I had needs or something.
Eliza: But you didn’t plan on seeing him again?
Zizi: Yes.
Eliza: What on earth would you have done if you liked him?
Zizi: Nothing.
Eliza:  Wait. So if you had liked him you wouldn’t have done anything with him but since you didn’t like him you made out with him all over town?
Zizi: That’s about right.
Eliza: You realise that makes zero sense, right?
Zizi: It makes sense to me.
Eliza: I think you’re retarded.

And...

Helena: Money's not important to me. I can live without a lot of it. *iPod starts playing Billionaire* "I wanna be a billionaire so fucking baaad..."

(awkward)

Eliza: Yeah, obviously not important to you.