Nice thing?

Going to bed early and waking up early, having a big breakfast, with the radio on, ready for my day.

That’s nice.

I like this picture. It's kinda cool in a dorky way. Thanks Zi for taking it. (:

I hate her.

I want to skewer her. I want her to go down in flames. I want her to be nothing but a pile of ash on the seat next to me. I want the janitor to come in and vacuum up the ashes of her with his dust buster and when he dumps it in the bin outside, I want the rats to vomit and defecate on the ashes of her.

Jamie has a dirty mind. This morning we were talking about holidays and I was telling him that i'm going to San Fran in September. He said I should take him with me. The rest of the conversation went like this:

Eliza: You can come in my bag.
Jamie: *Dead silent, grinning, suddenly begins laughing and buries his head in his hands* I thought you said something else.
Eliza: *Embarrassed and trying to control my blushing* What did you think I said? Did you think I said “box”? Because I said “bag”. I said, “you can come in my BAG.” You are dirty minded!
Jamie: I know.

Race For Life

Shaunna and I are doing the Race For Life together...
Running 10k through Clumber Park in June.
I've done it before.
Shaunna is going to die.
Fun fun fun.

Some idiot that I work with has just scheduled weekly meetings for Fridays from 1pm to 5pm.  I’m going to go ahead and not go to those bad boys.

Who the hell schedules 5pm meetings on a God damned Friday afternoon?